higher, further, faster, more
cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

definitelybees:

i want to say something but i can’t think of a good way to say it so,

long story short: if you are legally an adult, even if you are an older teenager (18/19) or a person in your early twenties who does not feel like an adult nor know how to behave like one and think of yourself as a teenager, you have to remember that you are still an adult.

as an adult, you have a responsibility to children and to teenagers to treat them accordingly and to not be a disgusting piece of shit to them. you do not pursue these people sexually or romantically. you do not invade their spaces and attempt to make yourself the primary target of media aimed at them (it is still fine to enjoy these things but remember that they are not for you primarily and never will be) and bully them and belittle them and push them out of their spaces. you do not make yourself seem “friendly” and “non-threatening” by mimicking their behaviour and acting like oh, you’re just a kid, you’re not a “real” adult.

because you are. and your duty as an adult is to look after these people, not abuse them. in ANY way.

[Sebastian]’s really got into it. He’s read all the comics already and spent the last year prepping by just immersing himself in Cold War history, to the point where he would comment on some of the stuff about the origin of the Winter Soldier that I put in the comic. He’d say, ‘Did you know that there really was a General assassinated back then?’ and I’d say, ‘Yes, that’s what I based it on - I took actual moments of history and put him into them.’ He was so into the ride and you couldn’t ask for more.
Ed Brubaker (via buckybaby)
littleulvar:

soldier by littleulvar
20, 22, 32, 38, 42

20.Do you secretly like someone?
… maybe.

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
i’m pretty comfortable with all of my really good friends for almost everything but for those last like teeny helping of Big Life Questions i gotta say that i’m probably the most comfortable talking to allison bc we’ve established that dynamic already and i really do trust her and her advice (this isn’t to say that i’m not comfortable talking to the rest of you guys about anything it’s just like photo-finish close allison is the one i’m mosr comfortable with)

32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
either water or wheat thins, i forget which

38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
in myself? when i realized it was 3 in the morning and i had done literally no work
in general? every day i walk into the dining hall for lunch and they don’t have onion rings also just regular any time i walk into the dining hall

42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
That’s an interesting question and a terrifying one, because if the answer were yes then so many things would need to come into play near-perfectly for soul mates to meet each other, and thinking about all the choices and decisions that ended up with two people meeting each other and how if other choices had been made that meeting may never have happened like that’s weird if you’re just thinking about really good friends but really terrifying if there’s only one person out there somewhere whose personage is especially compatible with yours like… there are too many what ifs. what if you never meet? what if you meet and one of you is in one of those super annoying phases? what if you almost meet but a bus is delayed or something like ?????

01, 12, 23, 34, 45

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
answered - but ye, that’d be swaggy

12.Are you mad at someone right now?
not really?? i don’t think i get all that mad at people though. frustrated/irritated, yeah, but that goes away after awhile, and i’m not even frustrated/irritated at anyone rn

23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
schoolwork, esp physics bc phuck physics, and the three midterms and one quiz i have next week.

34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
answered - 3ish am bc of longboarding shenanigans

45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
i’ve seen them work, i think the keys are constant contact and, when possible, making every effort to see them in person as much as possible (things i’ve seen - taking a sketchy-ass greyhound from champaign to st louis every other weekend or so, using an onsite interview in the same state as the gf goes to school to make it easier/cheaper to go see them, etc). with the right people, this would be second nature, a lot of work but nothing that would feel like work, if that makes any sense. i don’t know how well i could do it, though. i’ve proven to be a shitty long distance friend, and proximity, to me, makes everything a lot easier and a lot more… natural?? i guess. 
plus i kinda dig like idrk if this counts as physical intimacy but like idk tactile stuff btwn ppl, like high fives n fist bumps n shit and using my friends’ shoulders as pillows when i’m feeling sleepy and all that stuff like idk if it’s weird or not but i just really like that, y’know?

send me a colour please

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
Anonymous

parks and rec and dogs being adorable

dogs are amazing and all dogs are the best dogs

and parks and rec is probably the best show on tv rn imho. i love parks and rec. parks and rec is the bomb.

I guess it's my turn now soooo 1, 9, 34, 35, 46!

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
ye that would be neato

9.What should you be doing right now?
*glances at unstarted program on taskbar, thinks about the entire concept of physics and makes a :/ face*

34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
like 3? in the morning i think? i was studying for something with some friends but once we were done with that we took my friend blade’s longboard downstairs and longboarded down this really long hallway. he and my friend chris invented a game where you lay down on your belly on the longboard and use your arms to get down the hallway as fast as you could. i timed them. chris won 2/3. then we decided to call it a night (there’s some good video of it that i unfortunately do not have)

35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
maybe? probably? i dunno, a lot of the “good” jobs for my major are in california so maybe i’d end up there, but honestly i’d miss weather/seasons too much probably. i do really like the midwest, though. it has character, a certain something that i kinda really like. can’t say what exactly it is though. i dunno, we’ll see where life takes me, and if it takes me away from here, i guess that’s where i’d go.

46.How many kids do you want to have?
two? maybe?? maybe 3?? idk?? how am i supposed to decide this when i have less than a year left to beat teen pregnancy???

larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

videohall:

The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute howl

(❁´◡`❁)*✲゚* be nosy please
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favourite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

dehaans:

The other reason for introducing Wilson so early in the film was that they wanted him to appear before any conspiracy elements started showing up, helping to show the character as trustworthy, allowing Rogers to seek his help in the middle of the movie.”

There were debates about whether Rogers should have a romance with Romanoff, but they opted not to do it because it would sell out both characters. In particular, they felt that if that happened, it would appear that the only reason to have Black Widow in the film was as a love interest, and there was so much more her character could offer the story.”

out of all the marvel affiliates i only truly trust the russo brothers